Ah, my second set of book reviews, and it’s definitely not as nice as the one for The Lexus and The Olive Tree…
The Da Vinci Code
by Dan Brown
Last year, I bought Dan Brown’s best-selling book The Da Vinci Code at the airport based on my friends’ recommendation. (Remind myself to be a bit more cautious when I take others’ recommendations.) Anyway, I was going to read it at the airport, but I never got around to it, since I spent the bulk of my time on the flight from Cincinnati to North Carolina sleeping. When I got back to my dorm room, I started reading the book. It was all right, and that’s about all I’m going to say about it. All Brown did was just fabricate a bunch of things about art history and theology to make an interesting read. It definitely wasn’t the super-brilliant tour de force that the blurbs on the book made it out to be. His facts are wrong, his narrative is so-so, and his characters are cardboard. I think that even I could write something with characters with more depth and intelligence, and I’m only 18 and haven’t even been in school that long. Heh. Brown’s narrative is insipid. Wouldn’t a supposedly excellent author be able to produce something of timeless beauty or elegance? The plot was fairly formulaic, with the super-smart man and the attractive woman (who coincidentally is smart, but the important thing is that she’s beautiful) hunting for clues about a so-called “Da Vinci code.” It reminds me of something straight out of a comic book. I think it could’ve done better as a graphic novel rather than a mainstream bestseller with pretensions of sounding intelligent. It drives me mad how everyone finds it brilliant, but I just found it dull. It’s definitely not on the way to becoming a classic.
Grade: C
If you want elegant prose and excellent characterisation, don’t read this book.
Left Behind — The Rising
By Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Yes, I’ve been reading the Left Behind series for years. I started reading it when I actually believed in that sort of eschatology, and now it’s just a bad habit for me. I think LaHaye and Jenkins have milked this series as far as it could go, and The Rising is no exception. It supposedly details the young lives of the male lead, Rayford Steele (what a name!) and Nicolae Carpathia, the chief antagonist. The narrative itself was passable — it was far from being the sort of rich narrative that either Margaret Atwood or Umberto Eco could produce, but it wasn’t exactly chock-full of elementary grammatical errors. The story itself could definitely use some work. The Rayford portion was terribly boring. He definitely didn’t sound like someone you wanted to get to know later. He sounded like your typical, clean-cut Midwestern boy with hardly any vices to begin with. If LaHaye and Jenkins wanted to present Rayford as someone fallen and left behind during the rapture, couldn’t they have picked a more dramatic personage than that of the straight-arrow Rayford Steele? Second, it sends the message that if good ol’ Rayford wasn’t good enough, then neither are we. (I’m sure that’s what LaHaye wanted, but sheesh. Fundamentalists annoy me.) The Nicolae Carpathia narrative was more intriguing, but they spent far too much time focusing on the deliberations about Nicolae’s artificial insemination rather than actually writing about Nicolae himself. Nicolae possibly only utters about fifty sentences in the whole book, and I would think that the book would be largely about him. LaHaye and Jenkins also attempted to use the Romanian language in the Carpathia sections, and they failed miserably. Even with my short study of Romanian, I could still detect the errors that they used. Unconjugated infinitives, incorrect gender adjectives, and other such errors littered the pages.
All in all, I’d recommend everyone to skip this one.
Grade: D-
What I said about the Da Vinci Code applies here as well.
Stay tuned for my next book report on:
Foucault’s Pendulum, by Umberto Eco
and Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolver.
(I’ve just started these and I feel that you’ll actually hear me saying something good…)